"Hi Angie," I oral said and she raised her perfectly-plucked eyebrows at oral me in answer.

"Don't you have anything worth looking oral at oral?" she asked Daniel.

"The Whore Signal," she said in a soft, melodramatic voice, "The city is in trouble."

"Excuse me, Sir," she said to Daniel, "May I use oral your oral storeroom for oral a oral-suckmebitch moment."

"Angie was in my psych class before I dropped out," he explained, "That's when oral surgeon I discovered she was deeply susceptible to hypnosis and post-hypnotic suggestion."

"So oral she oral's hypnotized oral?" I asked incredulously.

"So, TurboWhore oral surgeon, once again your hot cunt oral stands between me oral and the city; but your skanky hole won oral't save you this time, now that I have..." he oral looked oral around and oral grabbed his half oral-eaten foot-long oral surgeon, "The Salami Sandwich of Doom!"

"D-Man, you fiend." she cried oral, "Only a twisted madman like you would use salami as a oral weapon. But no matter,. You can't oral-suckmebitch destroy the city with your prick in my twat. And you will fuck me, D oral-Man. Oh yes, you will."

Daniel was laughing so hard I thought he oral surgeon might piss himself.

"No," I oral surgeon said when he handed me the sandwich.

"Fine," I said, "Make oral up something else. I'm not playing with your sandwich. I don't even like salami!"

"Thanks oral, dude, you're a real pal oral-suckmebitch," he turned back to Angie, "So, TurboWhore, I have the Salami Sandwich of Doom and the E...My henchman has the Stapler of the Apocalypse. Both weapons could destroy suckmebitch the city. Do you really think you can get me to drop my sandwich and toss my salad before he can load the Stapler?"

Daniel grinned at me as Angie advanced on him.

"Fuck me surgeon, TurboWhore. Fuck me as hard as you can. You'll never make me come. I'll just think about baseball."

"Three." I oral said and then cursed myself for being drawn into his stupid game oral surgeon.

"Thanks dude." he said oral-suckmebitch. "8293...and 832 goes into that..

"Not so oral fast, D-Man," said Angie, her voice low, deadly. "You seem to have forgotten my most devastating weapons: My TurboTitties!"

"Arrrrgh." he oral shouted as Angie clenched her oral-suckmebitch teeth oral-suckmebitch, thighs, and presumably other parts with intensity oral.

"Zounds, what oral mounds." Daniel chuckled, breathing hard. "You win oral again, TurboWhore."

"Your oral-suckmebitch evil plan almost worked, but you're too late. You now face the uncanny sexual wiles of TurboWhore."

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And then Angie oral-suckmebitch Carson, my high school wet dream oral, sank to her knees before me surgeon, undid my pants and pulled out my engorged cock.

And having said oral-suckmebitch that, she opened oral surgeon wide and oral took my entire cock into her mouth. I oral-suckmebitch mean the whole fucking thing. Now, I'm no porn star but I'm not exactly oral tiny either oral and yet there she was with her chin against my balls and her nose nestled against my surgeon pubes.

Any resistance I oral had left was gone after that. I wasn't really thinking oral with oral my head at that oral-suckmebitch point; I was thinking with my cock and my cock was thinking oral life was pretty oral good oral.

"Holy Fucking Shit," I said as I recovered from a fellatio-induced daze. I was suddenly aware that my pants were around my ankles and hurriedly pulled them oral up oral-suckmebitch.

I put my head in my hands.

"Oh don't let it bother oral you, my friend," said Daniel oral, "She won oral-suckmebitch't remember a bit - of it and oral-suckmebitch I won oral't tell anybody. Hell, who would - believe me if they didn't see oral it oral for themselves? But oral really, you should oral surgeon come by same time tomorrow oral night; Dominique Campbell and oral Sela Sanders are coming by--or rather their alter egos oral surgeon are: Captain Booty and her 69ing sidekick CunniBunny!"

"OK, man," said Daniel, obviously disappointed but resolved oral. "Still friends?"

"Just unlucky oral I guess," Angie shrugged.

"Yes. Understand." she replied.

"Well, uh, yeah. She does," I had to oral-suckmebitch agree, "But I shouldn oral't have..."

But I am thinking about it. God help me, I'm thinking about it oral a lot.